Wednesday, 3 June 2015

first blog ever


Ok. So I guess it IS harder than it looks. I have been staring at my laptop screen for nearly ten minutes now thinking of what to say. Its like anything isnt it, the first is always the hardest. My spidey senses are telling me this will be bad but just hold on! Were going home

*facepalm*


*ahem* My name is Rachel and I am sixteen years old. Ugh I know, what an awkward age. Too old to be treated like a child, too young to be treated like an adult. *cringe* That awkward moment at a family event, do I sit with kids and play embarrassing games in front of my older cousins like 'Lets all cry if Rachel doesn't sing an awful cover of Let it Go from Frozen' OR do I sit with the adults and awkwardly get half offered some champagne as my mother stares me down with her 'put that glass down right now or so help me God' eyes. Ugh, the struggles. *stares off into the distance and pities self*

Sorry I'm rambling. That's right, I said it, you should know, I ramble a lot. I just decide I will be 100% honest with you guy(s). Lets get Rachel out on the open road and really open her up! I Ramble. What an odd word. Ram-ble. Sorry I am writing what I am saying in my head as I say it (so like literally right now you are in my brain, c'mon that's kinda cool). That is another thing you should know about me - I have no filter. I say what I think. Wow that sounds bitchy. I say what I think ya lil bitch! Y'no that's me homeboy! I amn't ghetto soz :( Wish I was to be honest. 

Oh god, Rambler, bitch, ghetto wannabe. I 'm coming across great anyway. 

Haha, I just looked up from the keyboardy thing for the first time and all I see is red. I am shocking at spelling, like SHOCKING. Thank God for spellcheck, always got my back. I spellt champagne like shempayne. Like Liam Paynes twin sister Shem! Oh god sorry that was bad. Oh oh another thing! I make terrible jokes AND laugh at them myself *chuckle* 

Okie dokie I think thats enough for now. I honestly have no idea where I'm going with this but hey,

Never mind, I forgot what I was gona say 

Alrighty then, talk soon 

*hug* Rachel ! 

Oh oh PS. Parched Dreams! I know right! Poetic af *high-five* 

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